{"id":27,"date":"2014-12-14T21:47:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T21:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=27"},"modified":"2014-12-15T04:25:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T04:25:28","slug":"the-candy-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=27","title":{"rendered":"Do you hear what I hear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You and Cobalt walk into the candy kitchen. The scent of peppermint, both refreshing and overwhelming, surrounds you.<\/p>\n<p>On the stove, a kettle of red and white liquid cooks while the candy-maker stands over a tray, squeezing candy canes from a tube connected to the candy kettle. Sitting next to him, a coal dwarf with a beard filled with peppermints scarfs down candy almost as quickly as the candy maker can make it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hope you two aren&#8217;t hungry,&#8221; says the coal dwarf, &#8220;not enough candy hear for all of us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I challenge you to a battle of wits, coal dwarf!&#8221; says Cobalt.<\/p>\n<p>The coal dwarf bites into a giant peppermint wheel.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says Cobalt, &#8220;what&#8217;s your first question?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>:&#8221;Only one question,&#8221; says the coal dwarf, &#8220;you get it wrong, and you&#8217;ll have to work in the kitchen with the candy-maker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s your question?&#8221; Cobalt says with a steely glare.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Candy Kitchen\" href=\"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=70\">&#8220;Do you hear what I hear?&#8221;<\/a> says the coal dwarf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You and Cobalt walk into the candy kitchen. The scent of peppermint, both refreshing and overwhelming, surrounds you. On the stove, a kettle of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-27","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}