{"id":46,"date":"2014-12-14T23:27:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T23:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=46"},"modified":"2014-12-15T03:53:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T03:53:58","slug":"a-beautiful-sight","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=46","title":{"rendered":"A beautiful sight&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You realize the world around you is really quite beautiful this time of year. Is that music playing? Yeah! It&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JNxnkq9IaSc\">Frosty the Snowman<\/a>&#8220;! Except, the lyrics are different&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div><em>Deus the snowman<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>was a frosty plot device<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>he is made of snow but the writer knows<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>he was made to give advice<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Deus the snowman<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>has a magic carrot nose<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>for the reader&#8217;s need to give Cobalt feed<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>so the tiny reindeer grows.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8220;you need to go and find Cobalt&#8221; the snowy Deus said,<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8220;Cuz if you don&#8217;t the coal dwarfs win<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>and Christmas will be dead&#8221;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Now, dearest reader,<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>you know who you must go find<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>To make Santa free so the coal dwarfs flee<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>and save Christmas for all\u00a0kind!<\/em><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Suddenly, you feel this funny urge to check on that puppy.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a title=\"Dressed in holiday style\u2026\" href=\"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=14\">I better hurry!<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a title=\"Last Christmas\" href=\"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/?page_id=41\">I&#8217;m sure the dog is already gone. I better get back to shopping.<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You realize the world around you is really quite beautiful this time of year. Is that music playing? Yeah! It&#8217;s &#8220;Frosty the Snowman&#8220;! Except, the lyrics are different&#8230; Deus the snowman was a frosty plot device he is made of snow but the writer knows he was made to give advice Deus the snowman has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-46","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/christmas2014.bibliotrek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}