You realize the world around you is really quite beautiful this time of year. Is that music playing? Yeah! It’s “Frosty the Snowman“! Except, the lyrics are different…
Deus the snowmanwas a frosty plot devicehe is made of snow but the writer knowshe was made to give adviceDeus the snowmanhas a magic carrot nosefor the reader’s need to give Cobalt feedso the tiny reindeer grows.“you need to go and find Cobalt” the snowy Deus said,“Cuz if you don’t the coal dwarfs winand Christmas will be dead”Now, dearest reader,you know who you must go findTo make Santa free so the coal dwarfs fleeand save Christmas for all kind!